Kids Say the Darndest Things

Or Empirical Evidence That My Daughter Was Not Switched at Birth

Comments made recently by my 4 year old…

10.  ‘the trash peeps are here’

  9.  ‘don’t change the object!’

  8.  ‘this is the life’  floating on a raft in a private pool

  7.  ‘oooooh, French peanut butter!’ upon discovering a jar of natural peanut butter in the fridge

  6.  ‘seriously, that is random, momma’  with eyes rolling

  5.  ‘why don’t you ask God how to control the world?’

  4.  ‘it’s quite delicious, momma.  Like infiniti good’

  3.  ‘those pants make you look skinny’  thank you!

  2.  ‘I love this whole situation’ with arms circling over my friend’s outfit

  and the NUMBER one reason the apple don’t fall far from the tree…

  1.  ‘Momma, I think it’s time I had my own antique’

QED

kisses, mrs. V