My Elevator Speech
I read
something pretty impactful yesterday.
Shannon Darrough, writer and social media extraordinaire of the lovely blog I Love Your Crazy, shared some insight that she gleaned from Alt Summit last
week. Lots of great tips for someone
new to blogging like myself. And so
hoping to build my readership from twelve and make my mark in the world I sat down with pen in hand and began to feverishly scribble notes in
my moleskin. Yes, Katie, I still carry one wherever I go.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Nodding
to myself with each tip. Until I got to
the last one. Number 25 stated:
‘Make sure your readers know who you are and
what you stand for in 5 words or less.’
What
the what? 5 words or less? Impossible. I can’t even say my name in five
words or less. Well…technically yes but
EMILY NICKELL VANDERPUTTEN sounds like at least 10 words. I am known for many things but brevity is not
one of them. At the first hint of a story, mr. V in his not-so-subtle way, will say to me, 'any way we can speed this up?'
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Me and Pieti. Photo Credit: Amy Elizabeth Photography |
Hmmm,
who am I and what do I stand for? Rather
good question isn’t it? But 5 words or
less! I will take a stab.
Attempt
#1: behavioral
leadership consultant OUTDATED
Attempt
#2: creative
stay at home mom LAME
Attempt
#3: expert
creator of piles TOO REVEALING
Attempt#4: admirer
of all things shiny SHALLOW
Attempt
#5: stage 4
hoarder OVER-EXAGGERATED
Attempt
#6: superlatively
dramatic storyteller NOT DRAMATIC
ENOUGH
Attempt
#7: brilliant
cooker and plant killer PIETI'S WORDS AND NOT TRUE
Attempt
#8: compulsive
chaser of new experiences IDEALISTIC
Attempt
#9: obessive detailer and serial re-decorator TOO
TRUE
Attempt#10: ina garten wanna-be DELUSIONAL
Attempt
#11: effortlessly
chic party planner NOT YET
Attempt
#12: exuberant
liver of life NOT SPECIFIC
And there goes my attention span. Can't. Do. It. At least not yet. I can't tell you, dear readers, who I am in 5 words or less. I also can't talk without waving my arms like a total spaz.
More of who I am next week. But it still won't be under 5 words.
In other news, DON'T FORGET to enter the giveaway! Ya gotta click the button on the RH side to become a member of the blog, ya gotta leave a comment on yesterday's blog post ON THE BLOG not FB. Ya gotta dance. Three easy things, people.
Here's a teaser of an upcoming party Chez V style!
kisses, mrs. V