It’s
D-Day for us amateurs. Today kicks off
the 6-week ORC link up.
Hello and welcome to those of you who are new to Chez V. Feel free to poke around and make yourselves
at home. You will find that I am a
momma, a frustrated baker, an accidental DIYer, a lover of all things vintage particularly chinoiserie, an
avid cook, a reluctant gardener, an obnoxiously loud laugher, and a boogie down
queen. Other than that, I divide my time
obsessing over all things design related, entertaining at home, reading
anything with print, watching one too many Bravo shows, and occasionally (read most evenings) enjoying a cocktail on my patio. Welcome.
Without further ado, I give you the scary larry
BEFOREs of my much neglected master bedroom.
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| BEFORE - a little too granny french country - |
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| BEFORE - shot from doorway showing other side of room with terrible, horrible, no good, very bad fan that the mr. refuses to part with - silly him, it's donzo! - |
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| BEFORE - a minor attempt at zhushing the turd until makeover starts - pillow swap from other rooms in the house and a 'borrowed' piece of art I commissioned from MFAMB for my 5 yr old - |
So I
mentioned yesterday that I already tried to tackle the room I have chosen - my
master bedroom. I declared a
self-imposed ORC in June. I made a plan
and even made some critical design decisions like paint, lighting, artwork, and
rugs. I committed myself to 6-weeks with
a teeny budget. All systems go. Paint arrives and I announce, with gusto, to
the mr. that I will be painting said bedroom the dark, dreamy,
shiny color of my dreams. To which he
replied, ‘that will look like shit.’ Say what?! As is
the case with all of my best laid plans, the mr. is
always the voice of reason and squasher of dreams. He
informed me that our plaster-ish pebbly walls with x-layers of paint would show every
nook and cranny of a dark, shiny paint.
He said that we would need to sand the walls prior to painting. Who sands walls before painting except
when patching holes?! I told him he
was crazy talking. Whatevs, I
said. And promptly began painting some
sample squares to prove him wrong. See?! Shit. I just need to add a few more coats
and NOBODY will notice. Double shit. What's with all these dimples? So fine, we need to
sand. I start with a block and heavy
grit sand paper only to realize after 5 minutes that my arm has officially
fallen off and landed in Australia. I
have covered approximately one square foot.
By this point the smug mr. is laughing and introducing me to various power tools
of the sanding variety. All of which
sounds like blah, blah, blah, messy, messy, messy,
blah to me. After 3 hours with power tools, we had still
only sanded one corner and inhaled our weight in dust. At which point the mr.
suggests that we should probably test for lead paint. And boom, wheels are off the design train
in week 2.
headboard | bedding | paint | chandelier | sconces | jute rug |persian rug | leopard pillow | floral pillow | mirror
So here I am again taking another whack at this master bedroom that has gone virtually untouched since I moved into this house 8 yrs ago. EIGHT yrs ago. Sads. The plan is still sort of the same Out of Africa colonial vibe. These items are wishlist items, most of which I can’t afford at the moment due to some extenuating circumstances that are too private and boring to discuss. No matter. I will be attempting a few DIYs and scouting is one of my favorite pastimes, so I will find affordable options even if I have to beg, borrow, or steal from family. No shame in my game.
This is the plan I put together in June and I am sticking pretty close to the vibe of the original plan. I do
hope you will join me each Thursday over the next 6 weeks as this makeover progresses. A huge thank you to Linda for extending the
challenge! Here’s hoping I at least get the damn room painted.
kisses, mrs. V
