Thumbs Up or Down?
Oscar
Edition
Lots of
arresting metallics, one shoulder numbers, and black seems to be back,
baby. I am probably the only one, but I
wasn’t loving the white dresses this year.
And can we talk about Kelly Osbourne’s hair for a minute?
Seriously. So dumb.
THUMBS UP:
Rose Byrne |
Rose was the most stunning of the night, for me. This hair is the opposite of dumb. Forget that fractured look - this is how you cut and style a bob! For 2 disillusioned minutes, I actually contemplated the possibility of getting my hair cut and dyed to match.
Viola Davis |
The green color is perfect for her skin tone. I like how the top is structured and then the bottom gives way to that flowy accordian chiffon situation.
Glenn Close |
Wow. Is she ageless?! This dark green tuxedo-ish dress is so good on her.
Leslie Mann |
Another stunner for me. Color is beautiful and her ponytail was gorgeous - not too high.
Octavia Spencer |
The best she's looked this award season. This dress is so flattering. Her best accessory is not in the shot - that darling Tait Taylor.
Milla Jovovich |
Sparkly. Perfect shade of lips. Understated accessories allow dress to really shine.
Giuliana Rancic |
The details in this dress are incredible. One of my favorites of the night.
Stacy Keebler |
Statue-esque to say the least. Loved this on her but if I am honest that little swirly rosette on the hip is dangerously close to looking like a cheese danish.
Ellie Kemper |
Ordinarily I would hate a rusty color like this, but on her, with her coloring and that hair, it is truly stunning.
Cameron Diaz |
This beige color is very risky for blondes. Almost always, it looks like boogers. But somehow, this worked.
Kristen Wiig |
Most people poo pooed this look on Kristen but I thought she looked naturally beautiful. She would have looked weird with an Oscar up-do.
THUMBS DOWN:
Emma Stone |
Many of you will disagree. But this red was all wrong for her hair color. And that flouncy bow was distracting.
Michelle Williams |
Even more of you will disagree. I wanted to really really love this - and at first glance I did. But then I kept looking at it and something just didn't work. The coral color is very chic but unfortunately against a 'red' carpet fell flat. And I don't love the bust area or the little skirting around the hips.
Rooney Mara |
A structured skeleton. Someone please give Rooney a sandwich.
Gwyneth Paltrow |
Boring and safe and predictable for me. Most will disagree. Next.
Kate Mara |
I don't understand the droopy off-shoulder accent on anyone. It results in an ill-fitting look like your bra strap is constantly falling down. And look at her shoulders - the sensation translates in her posture.
Penelope Ann Miller |
Not flattering at all on any level. Boogers. Sparkly boogers.
Natalie Portman |
A red piece of furniture for the red carpet. In case Angie passes out from only eating air.
Angie |
I get it. You're sexy. But not in this, doing that stupid pose 50 times. Angie, men do not like skeletons. They want a juicy ham hock not that malnourished chicken bone. You were way more sexified with your curves.
Jessica Chastain |
Another piece of furniture. But for the record, I think you are gorgeous.
Penelope Cruz |
Love the color but hated her hair. My personal feeling is that this look aged her.
Shailene Woodley |
No.
Kelly Osbourne |
I can't believe she is part of any fashion commentary. I like her dress but that hair is beyond silly and the lip color is not good.
mrs. V has spoken. Talk amongst yourselves.
kisses, mrs. V
2 comments:
hahaha! sparkly boogers. too funny.
angelina is ridiculous with that pose. she needs to eat and then get a new stylist.
guiliana needs to eat also. she looks like a cardboard cutout with someone else's big head on top.
~Courtenay
Angelina put your leg away. Way to intentional for me. I loved, loved, love Melissa McCarthy's dress. Hated Rooney, Michelle and Emma but they are great acresses. Rooney needs to see some sun. Emma should not wear red. Loved Octavia Spencers but thought J Lo was similiar to a hooker extreme. Next year we should watch together - my daughters love to watch the red carpet.
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